If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing." See Dick, " Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. "Jane. Dick and Jane. Come on, you humorless jackass. That's funny.

Molly Harper
About This Quote

This phrase is used to express annoyance with someone who is failing to see the humor in a situation. The idea is that if looks could kill, Dick would have been dead before he got Jane to go out with him. However, if Dick was already dead, then nothing would happen.

Source: Nice Girls Dont Have Fangs

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